Eric: Hey Sophie, it’s getting close to bedtime.
Sophie: (watching tv) *sigh*
Me: Might want to think about jammies.
Sophie: (watching tv) *double sigh* (lifts butt up off floor) Talk to the booty ’cause the face is off duty.
Me: (trying to not laugh out loud while using my stern mom voice) Now.
Sophie: (double sigh) Fine, fine.